me in 1st grade: wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear
me in 1st grade: wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear me now: pass the motherfuckin salt you whore
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year is 2392 child: mommy i can't sleep mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I...
View Articleayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
ayeleesh:when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
View Articlefelonyfey: decayedintelligence: There is this flooding...
felonyfey:decayedintelligence:There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around...
View Articlesharonosbourne: So I was taking pictures of my hamster because...
sharonosbourne:So I was taking pictures of my hamster because I was bored and he slipped and was holding on to my hand for dear life and I got this picture
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caroline-j-deleted:curi0sity-killed-kat:coziestchimera:spindascafe:harmonizeorelse:good. someone made a compilation. Now I don’t have to look unoriginal by reblogging them all individually.WAYWARD SON...
View Articlethetenthdoctorscompanion: tolkienism: thethrasherash: I found...
thetenthdoctorscompanion:tolkienism:thethrasherash:I found this way too funny.HAAHAHAHAVery few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.
View Articlecaroline-j-deleted: curi0sity-killed-kat: coziestchimera: spin...
caroline-j-deleted:curi0sity-killed-kat:coziestchimera:spindascafe:harmonizeorelse:good. someone made a compilation. Now I don’t have to look unoriginal by reblogging them all individually.WAYWARD SON...
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jwsmith88:calledchaos:wondurs:primuula:skinny-depression:i love obama way too muchFUCKING LOVE YOU OBAMA BE AUSTRALIA’S PRESIDENT AMENCan everyone think like this, please?This idiot is the biggest...
View Articleurinatings: *peels carrot* you know, i never really believed in the economy
urinatings:*peels carrot* you know, i never really believed in the economy
View Articleprint this out and give it to your crush without saying...
print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything
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