Everyone's Lines on Glee

Rachel: ME ME ME! MINE MINE MINE! ME! .... you?
Finn: Uhhhh.... Ummm... I'm the leader! ... Um... Watch me say something rude that I will not apologize for later!
Quinn: ME ME ME! ... CRAZY BULL SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Rory: Irish mumble... line that doesn't make sense.
Santana: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! Ripping retort and emotional tears.
Blaine: Inspirations dribble taken completely out of context. Unbelievably nice and helpful comment? Ignored.
Brittany: Funny word pun. CATS!
Artie: Nerd reference. Unimportant comment phrased like a gangsta.
Sam: Abs...
Mr. Schue: Blah blah blah! No one listens to anything I say anyway, so it really doesn't matter what I say. Blah blah blah Regionals!
Puck: Badass line that doesn't mean anything. Heartwarming thoughtfulness. Poop.
Kurt: Bitchy zinger. Speech that makes the whole world cry... except for the people in the show actually being talked to.
Mike: Dance. Dance? ... Dance.
Tina: ... I get a line? Holy hell! I got a line! Oh my god! What should I say? Something funny? Something sweet! OH! It should be about Mike! What should I say about Mike? .... Ooops. Line's over.