Scenario: EXO talking to the womb(requested by anonymous)

Kris: when you're born, we're going to have so much fun messing with mommy
Kai: If you're a girl, you're not dating till you're 30. Because I love you too much to see you get hurt
Chanyeol: don't kick mommy so hard, or else you're going to be grounded little one
Chen: Hey...how are you doing in there? Don't take too long, Daddy wants to see you soon
Sehun: I hope you're a girl, so I can brush your hair and have tea parties...if you're a boy we're still going to do that
Suho: *reading a story book* and the little piggy went all the way home~
Luhan: When you come out, you're gonna get to see Mommy's pretty face and I hope you have your eyes really wide so you don't miss Daddy crying
Lay: I hope you're having fun in there, so you will come out smiling, so we can smile with you
D.O: Don't take too long but don't rush either, we're excited to meet you, but we won't rush you
Baekhyun: you're going to get so many kisses when you're born!
Xiumin: listen to mommy when you're born, she went through a lot to get you here
Tao: Don't laugh at Daddy when he cries, he's just going to be really happy to see you. And remember, you'll always be beautiful to me