Me: What if you were Alan Rickman's neighbor and you just got to see him every day watering his petunias or something.

Me: What if you were Alan Rickman's neighbor and you just got to see him every day watering his petunias or something.
Friend: Guess how much he waters his lilies
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: Always
Me: Go sit in a corner and think about what you just did